My little sister’s a slut(Dr. suess for teenagers)
For you dudes out there fucking these sluts,
I got a story that’s sure to cause a fault ,
you may think this will never happen to you,
but oh boy, bid that adieu
It happened to me and it happened like this,
sitting at home, feeling in bliss,
with family, my little sis, lets call her miss,
when suddenly a topic arise,
about virginity and purity rings, what a surprise
lo and behold as the story goes,
I find out my little sister’s a hoe!
Oh God my head starts to spin, like casino slots,
why did I have to find out my sister’s a slut!
I thought she was so innocent, not in heat like a mut
Now I start to think of her before school finishes
walking down the halls fantasizing about boys penises!
Just think when you are at the club
with some broad grinding on your club!
that could be your little sis
driving another man’s head amiss
or on the street when that slut shoots you the eye,
that could be your sis, instead of reading catcher in the rye
oh, how could this happen I wonder,
she was raised in a home with both father and mother!
oh God, oh God, oh God, I never knew
the difference between a slut and a wife,
but oh now, she needn’t be in the kitchen holding a knife
To think my little miss could be like those girls online,
the ones in heat on omegle, showing their pantie line,
looking for guys with rock hard abs and a giant dick,
instead of a nice guy who won’t treat her like a prick!
oh it makes me sick, to know my little sis likes dicks,
truely family nobody picks
to think the girl on the walk of shame,
and my little sis could be one and the same,
oh I should have known, by the way she licked popsicles,
that was not the way little girls sucked icicles!
but the moral of the story to all you misters,
is be careful, that slut could be your little sister
